Sensenos laikos biju aizrāvies ar SMS joku kolekcionēšanu – viss, kas ir smieklīgs, neķītrs vai asprātīgs, un spējīgs salīst tajā 160 simbolu limitā. Iemetu visu kolektiju šeit – Fun text messages.
Ieskatam pāris rozīnes:
A man is just like a toilet – he’s either free, taken, unavailable, engaged, out of order, takin the piss or just full of shit!
Wie nennt man das Kleinste Kino der Welt? “Vagina” es Passt nur Einer rein und Der muss Auch noch Stehen. Die Regel: Es Läuft nur Einmal im Monat ein Farbfilm!
Text messaging is like a blow-job of an amateur prostitute; short, sweet and always cheap!!!
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
5 differences between Turkish and E.T.: E.T. looked better, learned English, had his own bike, came alone and he wanted to go HOME!
How do frogs die? They Ker-mit suicide!
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